Obviously Clearly Anyone can see that Trivially Indubitably It follows that Evidently By basic applications of previously proven lemmas, The proof is left to the reader that It goes without saying that Consequently By immediate consequence, Of course But then again By symmetry Without loss of generality, Anyone with a fifth grade education can see that I would wager 5 dollars that By the contrapositive We need not waste ink in proving that By Euler By Fermat By a simple diagonalization argument, We all agree that It would be absurd to deny that Unquestionably, Indisputably, It is plain to see that It would be embarrassing to miss the fact that It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that Any cretin with half a brain could see that By Fermat’s Last Theorem, By the Axiom of Choice, It is equivalent to the Riemann Hypothesis that By a simple counting argument, Simply put, One’s mind immediately leaps to the conclusion that By contradiction, I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that It is readily apparent to the casual observer that With p < 5% we conclude that It follows from the Zermelo-Fraenkel axioms that Set theory tells us that Divine inspiration reveals to us that Patently, Needless to say, By logic By the Laws of Mathematics By all means, With probability 1, Who could deny that Assuming the Continuum Hypothesis, Galois died in order to show us that There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that We proved in class that Our friends over at Harvard recently discovered that It is straightforward to show that By definition, By a simple assumption, It is easy to see that Even you would be able to see that Everybody knows that I don’t know why anybody would ask, but Between you and me, Unless you accept Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem, A reliable source has told me It is a matter of simple arithmetic to show that Beyond a shadow of a doubt, When we view this problem as an undecidable residue class whose elements are universal DAGs, we see that You and I both know that And there you have it, And as easy as ABC, And then as quick as a wink, If you’ve been paying attention you’d realize that By the Pigeonhole Principle By circular reasoning we see that When we make the necessary and sufficient assumptions, It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether It is an unfortunately common misconception to doubt that By petitio principii, we assert that We may take for granted that For legal reasons I am required to disclose that It is elementary to show that I don’t remember why, but you’ll have to trust me that Following the logical steps, we might conclude We are all but forced to see that By the same logic, I’m not even going to bother to prove that By Kant’s Categorical imperative, Everyone and their mother can see that A child could tell you that It baffles me that you haven’t already realized that Notice then that Just this once I will admit to you that Using the proper mindset one sees that Remember the basic laws of common sense: There is a lovely little argument that shows that Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that Alas, would that it were not true that If I’m being honest with you, According to the pointy-headed theorists sitting in their Ivory Towers in academia, We will take as an axiom that Accept for the moment that These are your words, not mine, but A little birdie told me that I heard through the grapevine that In the realm of constructive mathematics, It is a theorem from classical analysis that Life is too short to prove that A consequence of IUT is that As practitioners are generally aware, It is commonly understood that As the reader is no doubt cognizant, As an exercise for the reader, show that All the cool kids know that It is not difficult to see that Terry Tao told me in a personal email that Behold, Verify that In particular, Moreover, Yea verily By inspection, A trivial but tedious calculation shows that Suppose by way of contradiction that By a known theorem, Henceforth Recall that Wherefore said He unto them, It is the will of the Gods that It transpires that We find As must be obvious to the meanest intellect, It pleases the symmetry of the world that Accordingly, If there be any justice in the world, It is a matter of fact that It can be shown that Implicitly, then Ipso facto Which leads us to the conclusion that Which is to say That is, The force of deductive logic then drives one to the conclusion that Whereafter we find Assuming the reader’s intellect approaches that of the writer, it should be obvious that Ergo With God as my witness, As a great man once told me, One would be hard-pressed to disprove that Even an applied mathematician would concede that One sees in a trice that You can convince yourself that Mama always told me I know it, you know it, everybody knows that Even the most incompetent T.A. could see, This won't be on the test, but Take it from me, Axiomatically, Naturally, A cursory glance reveals that As luck would have it, Through the careful use of common sense, By the standard argument, I hope I don’t need to explain that According to prophecy, Only a fool would deny that It is almost obvious that By method of thinking, Through sheer force of will, Intuitively, I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that You of all people should realize that The Math Gods demand that The clever student will notice An astute reader will have noticed that It was once revealed to me in a dream that Even my grandma knows that Unless something is horribly wrong, And now we have all we need to show that If you use math, you can see that It holds vacuously that Now check this out: Barring causality breakdown, clearly We don't want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why One of the Bernoullis probably showed that Somebody once told me By extrapolation, Categorically, If the reader is sufficiently alert, they will notice that It’s hard not to prove that The sophisticated reader will realize that In this context, It was Lebesque who first asked whether As is tradition, According to local folklore, We hold these truths to be self-evident that By simple induction, In case you weren’t paying attention, A poor student or a particularly clever dog will realize immediately that Every student brought up in the American education system is told that Most experts agree that Sober readers see that And would you look at that: And lo! By abstract nonsense, I leave the proof to the suspicious reader that When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that This behooves you to state that Therefore The heralds shall sing for generations hence that If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that As sure as the sun will rise again tomorrow morning, The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that If you ask me, I didn’t think I would have to spell this out, but For all we know, Promise me you won’t tell mom, but It would be a disservice to human intelligence to deny that Proof of the following has been intentionally omitted: here isn’t enough space in the footnote section to prove that Someone of your status would understand that It would stand to reason that Ostensibly, The hatred of 10,000 years ensures that There isn’t enough space in the footnote section to prove that Simple deduction from peano’s axioms shows By a careful change of basis we see that Using Conway’s notation we see that The TL;DR is that Certainly, Surely An early theorem of Gauss shows that An engineer could deduce that And Jesus said to his Apostles, This fact may follow obviously from a theorem, but it's not obvious which theorem you're using: Word on the streets is that Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us The voices insist that Someone whispered to me on the subway yesterday that For surely all cases, Indeed, Legend says that As if by design, Come to think of it, And as if that weren’t enough, Without further ado,